Tales from the public toilet
Date: 10 June 2022
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There once was a girl called Lorraine Kelly
A Scottish lass who made her fame on the telly
On her most recent visit she joined a blackening truck
Joined in the fun and got covered in muck
We’re not all about spoiling the fun at OIC
We love the tradition and the revelry
We have a favour to ask of all you fun loving blacketeers
Leave the public toilets for those genuine clean bottomed peers
So, to be clear, stay away from our toilets when you’re all dirty
It’s not fair on our cleaners or other users who’re getting quite shirty!
PS – just to stress we aren’t pointing the finger at our national treasure or any particular group for making a mess – this is simply a general message to all 😊
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